Say something about gay babies.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
