I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize
