How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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