I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Randomize
