I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Two words: blizzard sex
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Randomize
