she woke up with a sticky ear
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
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The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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