6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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