there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
kristin has been a bad kristin
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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