Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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