why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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