In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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