She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
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I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
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Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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