remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
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Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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