I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
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My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
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The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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