just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
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Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
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Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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