p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
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He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
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You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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