i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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