He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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