eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
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Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
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I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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