Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
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I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
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At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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