Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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