yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
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