I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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