is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Let's paint friendship bongs
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
please don't ironically join a cult
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