Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
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He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
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I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.