Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
25 People Share How They Got Out Of Their Longest Dry Spell
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
21 People Confess Their Craziest Online Dating Experience
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME