Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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