i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I had to cum in my sink.
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