singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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