im drinking this country out of the recession.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
NoShamevember. You game?
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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