Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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