that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
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If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
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Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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