So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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