Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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