I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize