why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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