Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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