Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
