Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
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There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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