i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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