You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
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