I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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