sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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