Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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