She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
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One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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