Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
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Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
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Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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