buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
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I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
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Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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