That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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