He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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