What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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