She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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