i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
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i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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