My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
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I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Even my vagina gasped.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
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He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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