More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
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her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
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we need to invent and abuse teleportation
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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