remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
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Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
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The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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