omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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